When you...

When you know you have too much time on your hands.http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/718

I have a big...

I have a big smile on my face. I just submitted my senior honors thesis! YaY :)Could this be the period (.) on my education? We may never know--

My com...

My communist professor just claimed that earthquakes are man-made. You know, forget about that whole plate tectonics bullshit.

La...

Last weekend Jamie and I went to Galveston. We picked up some seashells from the beach and set them on my bar counter. About an hour later I hear Jamie laughing and she yelled out, "It's walking across the counter!"Lo and Behold we'd accidentally brought home a hermit crab, which we named Atlas. The next morning he was dead.

I'm rea...

I'm reading this fantastic book called 'Sex with Kings' that is about King's, Queen's, their mistresses, and prostitutes. Anyway, I like this one passage: (Jospeph II of Austria in a letter:)"'They want me to have children," he lamented. "How can one have them? If I could put the tip of my finger on the tiniest part of her body which was not covered by pimples, I would try to have a child." Joseph was not grieved when his young wife died of smallpox shortly after the wedding.

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